When will the Woke wake?

When will the Woke wake?

The most overused word of the new decade is actually in the past tense; a state Dorothy Parker described as Post-Coital. “Woke”, no longer describes what happened when you stopped sleeping. A modern chap wouldn’t say he “woke with a stiffening of the loins”, but rather he “woke up with…”...

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Something Positive

Something Positive

‘Something positive,’ the editor told me. ‘Give them something to smile about.’ ‘Crikey,’ as Bertram Wooster probably never said. ‘That’s a challenge – a lofty demand,’ he might have added, anxious, like his creator, to eschew the hackneyed phrase. I considered the ed’s request. ‘What’s not to be glum about?’...

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The sabotage of The White Ship; a tale of love, grief, savagery and revenge to help us rise above contemporary politics

The sabotage of The White Ship; a tale of love, grief, savagery and revenge to help us rise above contemporary politics

I t is sometimes felt by people today, engaged in the throng and press of their own lives and loves, that the men and women who lived in the past were somehow cardboard figures without feeling. Today I want to introduce an example of red-blooded refutation, drawn from 900 years...

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Never underestimate Boris

Never underestimate Boris

The extraordinary General Election results showed we are splitting into three and a half nations. London, the biggest and the richest and the best, towers over our DisUnited Kingdom. It has the largest population, the highest standard of living and a GDP which mocks the rest of our nations. As...

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The influence of Princes

The influence of Princes

Just as even the most politically committed among us were beginning to weary of the dreary cross-fire spluttering on between the egotistic fabulist and the bigoted narcissist who seek to lead us out of the EU (at the expressed will of 38% of the electorate), the monarch’s second son blunders...

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Distraction

Distraction

With all the politics we’re now constantly bombarded with, a week is “a long time” for all of us. Even my diary, after Monday and Tuesday, says W T F! You’ll be pleased to know that no funny bones were broken in the making of that joke. Also, whilst coming...

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Masslighting

Masslighting

“The world’s gone mad,” is an all too familiar cry, and meme, from social media to the 49 Clapham Borisbus. The divisiveness of our politics and public rhetoric and the fact we can never be sure what’s happening with Brexit, our Government, or even the weather, makes everything seem bonkers....

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A new Parliament?

A new Parliament?

There is so much which is wrong with our democratic system it is hard to know where to start. Scotland has a Parliament whilst Wales has an Assembly with different powers. How is this fair? Northern Ireland has a Parliament but it does not sit. England has nothing. This is...

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The Plastic Toy Industry: The tale of how we wrote off the future of our children

The Plastic Toy Industry: The tale of how we wrote off the future of our children

There are days when each of us has a moment of epiphany when  reality hits us on the forehead, shakes and reverberates our ribcage and gives us goose bumps about what we have been blind to. I had one of these moments this summer; my six-year-old son asked me, wordlessly...

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The fear of losing our entitlements

The fear of losing our entitlements

I was lucky. They taught me, with an iron rod, what was called Scripture (later known as  Divinity) at school when I was nine. It does leave me at a disadvantage in terms of computers and contemporary gadgetry where, frankly, I flounder. We didn’t have those; but what we do...

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